a women and her husband was going to a fishing resort to celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary. The woman, a librarian, loved to read and brought her favorite book with her to read while her husband was on the lake fishing. When they arrived at their cabin it was 2 days before the fishing season officially started and they spent the first day together in the cabin, that next morning the wife awoke early and decided she wanted to read her book but she didn't want to wake her husband with a light so she went out in his fishing boat to read on the lake. The boat was stocked with all her husbands fishing gear.
A while later the game warden saw the woman out in the boat and came up to her in his boat and told the woman "maam I'm sorry but you can't be fishing today the season doesn't start til tommarow." the woman puzzled looked at the warden and said "I'm not fishing I'm reading my book I just wanted a quiet place where I wouldn't disturb anyone." the warden replied "I'm sorry but I'm going to have to write you a ticket for fishing anyways." the woman shocked looked at the warden and replied "But I told you I wasn't fishing." the warden said "yes maam but you have all the equipment."
The woman took a moment, calmly got up, shut her book, then said "Ok but when we get back I'm reporting you for rape." The warden caught off guard said "Maam I never touched you!" and the woman replied "No but you have all the equipment."